So one of the people on my street works for Sky TV and drives one of their vans. It has hannibal painted on one side which to be honest sets me on edge a little. It parks outside my house regularly as i don’t drive so don’t use that spot.
When i come down for work at 5am i usually open the curtains to see what the weather is like. Some days im open them to see the house across the road. Others i open them to see this particular van outside with Hannibal staring into my living room. Sometimes i forget to close the curtains at night and when i come down for work at 5am i see this.
It is terrifying and you can’t escape it. You either have to live in the dark or live with this staring at you while you try to watch TV.
I go to make a brew and it follows me. I watch TV and its there. I close the curtains and my dog cries because she wants to sit on the windowsill and stare at it.
I mean, is it reasonable to ask Sky to repaint a van because Mads Mikkelsen is staring me down when i try to eat my cornflakes?
I think you should be more worried about the Fire Marshal kicking you out of your place. Mads Mikkelsen giving you sexy cannibal eyes is the best thing you have going for yourself.
FX has finally released the first trailer for American Horror Story: Hotel, the latest iteration in American Horror Story anthology series.
The 13-episode fifth installment of the Emmy and Golden Globe winning franchise, American Horror Story: Hotel, premieres on FX on October 7th.
American Horror Story: Hotel features an all-star cast of Lady Gaga, Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Wes Bentley, Matt Bomer, Chloë Sevigny, Denis O’Hare, Cheyenne Jackson, Evan Peters and Finn Wittrock.
Have a look at the trailer below titled “Hallways,” which features glimpses of each character, including Lady Gaga.
Is there a legitimate phobia of being perceived as a hypochondriac? Is that a thing? I have an appointment with a dermatologist tomorrow over this skin irritation on my face but lezbihonest we all know that my face is the irritation. I don’t want to have to point at it and exclaim THIS IS REAL THIS FACE IS REAL LIFE AND SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH IT FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY DOCTOR FIX MY FAAAAAAAAACE!
So I did a mud mask tonight because they irritate the irritation and make it more obvious. I know what the bigger problem is, Dr, but if we can’t do a transplant let’s work with what we have.